Hi gang, no i'm not dead.  Hopefully I can get to posting here instead of once every month and a half or so.

Anyway, a couple of weeks ago I applied for a job as a customer service rep with a large international delivery service (am not going to name names, but think yellow).  So after a background check and a drug test (you know men have to have an easier time peeing in the bottle), I got the call today.  I start training on Monday.  Woo Hoo.